Gotta Protectors Cart of Darkness Game Review

This is another beautiful morning in Magicadia…except the castle you’ve built has changed into an unintentional tank. What’s the deal with a mysterious prophecy which could bring about the demise of all games played on video? A CONFUSION IS YOU.

Choose your Go! Protectors and set out to hack, cut, and spell-sling through an epic campaign of over 100 maps with thumb-blisters, plus dozens of others to be found as DLC bonuses that can be purchased as additional chapters!

The rules are simple. To get the castle rolling you must put Princess Lola into it. A castle of enemies is situated near the end of every track. To destroy your castle, smash it against theirs. Be careful not to allow them to wipe out Princess HP!

Choose from eight different Gotta Protectors to choose from, starting with an animal-loving mage or even a nudist Ninja.
Play solo or with up to four people via play on a couch with co-op mode, locally wireless or via the internet (Nintendo Switch Online subscription required for internet play)
Take on dozens of enemies at a time as you test your skills against exclusive bosses such as Crab as well as Golem!
It is possible to customize your hero with a range of different tactical skills that range from the offensive to defensive.
Take a listen to the chiptune tunes of Yuzo Koshiro.
Perform secret feats to unlock the game carts that you can collect, each one the milk-snorting satire of a real, actual game for an Something-or-other Entertainment System
You can cover your screen with old-fashioned game literature anytime nature calls to pause
Laugh, cry, and throw yourself into a classic tale that will mangle your heartstrings

The wait is over GOTTA, Japan’s indie favorite, PROTECTORS: CART of Darkness. The 80s are calling–collect–and it’s up to you to dust off your carts and put an end to the bodacious bad guys threatening Magicadia once and for all!


As reviewed by dbz porngames